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scrisul este al Elenei Udrea….

14/07/2010

caricatura Basescu (typographic portrait) - autor: Catalin Colniceanu

caricatura Basescu (typographic portrait) - autor: Catalin Colniceanu

Basescu se trezeste dimineata la vila de la Scrovistea. Afara ninsese, totul era feeric.
Iese in prag, se intinde, cand, deodata incremeneste: pe zapada imaculata era scris cu urina:
„Maine vei muri !”
Agitatie, politie, SRI, SIE, DIE, etc. Cercetari, probe, amprente.

A doua zi vine seful SRI:
– Au venit doua probe de la laborator si am o veste proasta si una foarte proasta.
– Zi-o pe aia proasta
– Au iesit probele de urina si urina e a lui Boc.
– Oamenii mei! Oamenii mei au tradat!
– Ce veste poate fi mai proasta decat asta?
– A iesit si proba grafologica: scrisul este al Elenei Udrea….

Autoportret

20/05/2010

Timpul trece, ramane in urma amintirea unei seri ploioase de mai si o poza digitala din vechiul aparat de 12 megapixeli uitata intr-un hard vechi de pe vremea cand le faceau de un tera…

fotografie de studiou, studiou foto Ramnicu Valcea, Rm. Valcea, Valcea, fotograf nunti Valcea, fotograf evenimente Valcea, Catalin Colniceanu, fotograf profesionist, fotografie comerciala, fotografii Valcea, fotograf Valcea

Autoportret - Catalin Colniceanu Photography

Sa traiti bine! dar nu cu mine…

10/05/2010

Remember Uncle Sam? Tara te vrea?
Adaptarea ar fi: Basescu – Tara te vrea… prost!
Graphic Design (typographic portrait):

caricatura Basescu (typographic portrait) - autor: Catalin Colniceanu

caricatura Basescu (typographic portrait) - autor: Catalin Colniceanu

Pe sistem… Turbo B. :D – old school

21/04/2010

Ca tot suntem la capitolul muzici, cam asa se distreaza vecinii nostri de la sud de Dunare:

Timba did it again :)

21/04/2010

Pt impatimitii de hip hop si nu numai… 🙂 Nu am mai auzit o melodie la fel de buna de cand cu Outkast – Ms. Jackson

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Timbaland

Timbaland

We fuss, we fight, yo’ fault, my fault
We was on the same team at least that’s what I thought
We both participated only I got caught
Now we hardly conversate and baby we don’t talk
It was fun at first, you can’t say I’m wrong
Now you wanna talk about it? Too late, I’m gone
You mad at me cause I don’t wanna play yo’ games
I ain’t perfect but I’ma do my thing (we gotta meet in the middle)
Huh, you here I’m dere
Tell me what’s the sense of me tryin if you don’t care?
This relationship is headed to who knows where
That means one of us got to chose
Because you hurt me, and I hurt you
You complain about the things that I don’t do
And I don’t wanna take the blame, neither do you
Because we got too much to loose

[Chorus: Timbaland]
We gotta meet in the middle, meet in the middle
We gotta gotta meet in the middle
We gotta compromise, baby don’t analyze
We need to see eye to eye, so let’s meet in the middle
We gotta meet in the middle
We gotta gotta meet in the middle
We gotta compromise, we gotta work it out this time
We need to see eye to eye, so let’s meet in the middle

[Timbaland]
Hey, hey, we got somethin we can’t enjoy
I’m sick of you tryin to play with me like I’m your toy
Mmm – you tried to run game, I saw
We got a lot of issues you got yours (we gotta meet in the middle)
Huh, you can’t talk that shit
You can’t travel to the future if you walk backwards
Once you walk out the door, you can’t walk back in
We gotta find a way to solve it, think about our kids
Cause they in the middle – you wanna sing that song?
You won’t need to cop a plea to say okay, I’m wrong
Thangs are gettin heavy but I still stay strong
I try to talk it over wit’chu when I coulda been gone
Because you hurt me, and I hurt you
You complain about the things that I don’t do
And I don’t wanna take the blame, neither do you
Because we got too much to loose

[Chorus]

[Bran’Nu]
I told you once, I told you twice
And now my shoulder’s cold, like a block of ice
You playin games like you rollin dice
Hey what you know about a sacrifice? (Baby I’ve been in the middle)
I’ve been givin you more than a little
Had the ball then you double dribbled (I guess love is a riddle)
You never listen I don’t ever get my point across
I washed your dirty drawers, you out with dirty broads
You did me dirty dog, cause youse a dirty dog
It’s a curtain call, and I ain’t mad at all
I gave you more than you deserve, I was worth it all
Bottom line hope you find what you searchin for
You hurt me so I hurt you
And I complain about the things that you don’t do
And I don’t wanna take the blame, neither do you
We got too much to loose

[Chorus]

[Outro: Bran’Nu]
Meet in the middle
We gotta gotta meet in the middle
And compromise, analyze
Eye to eye, meet in the middle
Meet in the middle
We gotta gotta meet in the middle
And compromise, gotta work it out this time
Gotta see eye to eye, meet in the middle